The Nerdy Virgin Podcast (general)

I just shaved my head - it's fine, except for the fact that I was trying not to shave my head.

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I ramble about depression, ginger ale, and Gundam.  So all is back to normal.

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X-Men: Dark Phoenix aka X-Men...no Wolverine? Oh. Ok.

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There’s a leak in my roof; the trouble with hot chocolate

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Plus - the whole Peloton / And Just Like That thing - let's track this!

 

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Let talk Depression and TNG episode "Where No One Has Gone Before."

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I delve into the TNG episode "The Last Outpost."  Let's discuss how useful an energy whip would actually be.

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Listen to me not talking about that early Star Trek The Next Generation episode that I don't wanna talk about.

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I talk about the second (or third?) episode of Season 1 of TNG for a few minutes, then whine about my life.  Now that's content!

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I give a synopsis of the first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.  Because I have no idea what else to talk about.  I haven't lived!  I HAVEN'T LIVED!

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But doing it by recording something alone in a room as far away from people as possible.

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Pretty sure the mice are insulted every time we compare their best laid plans to ours.  No mouse ever started the day with a plan and ended it with an Exxon oil spill.

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I talk about Dune - let's Dune this up!

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I think he needs a tank.  I'm worried the souped-up sports car won't cut it.

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CBS shows are sounding more and more like actual addresses - looking forward to watching CSI: 126 Linvale Place, Cleveland, OH 41566

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Looking forward to seeing the new show "Foundation: Do I really have to get another streaming service?"  

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Movie descriptions that include "where nothing is as it seems" - isn't that supposed to be every movie?  Who's looking forward to the movie where everything is as it seems?

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I like to order a side of spinach so the spinach can stare at me and say "you're not going to eat me, are you?"

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Really good at them - you can tell by listening to every podcast I've ever done.

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Back after a hiatus.  Let’s take a tour of all the animals who live in the California suburbs - skunks, coyotes, bears, oh my!

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I’m trying to cure my depression with resentment.  I’ll let you know how it works out after I find a way out of the fetal position.

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Skittles, rugs, God, oh my!

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Can one person do both?  Should they?  Clearly, I have no idea how business works.

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That should be the name of the new Grease Prequel series, right?  

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It's more dog than dragon, right?  More on this for an hour.

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I’m not sure how I can improve on that title!

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Let’s Talk Interview With The Vampire, Twister, And my inability to be emotionally available!

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The title says it all.

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Let’s talk Nerd News |  How Does The Doom Guy Hold All That | Injustice

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Let’s shoehorn romantic comedies into EVERYTHING

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Last night I ate a 7-11 ham sandwich and gummy bears.  I think that about covers it.

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Let’s talk Jewish Community Center Theatre, adult virginity, and how I’m somehow the opposite of a D.A.R.E. Program success story.

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I’m feeling better today.  STOP IT JOSH.  Ok, back to feeling worse.  Sorry for throwing you like that.

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Movie News, some plot issues with Peter Rabbit, and why NOT create a tiger/tank hybrid?  

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The Conjuring: Devil Made Me Do It is out in theatres - so naturally, I discuss the first Conjuring movie’s wikipedia page - I always try to be at least six years behind everybody else.  

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Let’s delve into The Shadow, Overlooked Disney Characters, and finding new ways to feel guilty!

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Because Wes Anderson SHOULD do a sci fi film...

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I browse through movie news in an attempt to entertain you, and then feel guilty.  Another day, another podcast.

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Depression, anxiety - it’s a pretty “inside the box” episode.

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I know this show came out in 2018.  Just be thankful I’m not my usual ten years behind.

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I’m encountering many things en route to Burbank - questionable cats, A Moses Podcast, and the terrible truth about one of my imaginary podcast sponsors.

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I record a podcast while walking from North Hollywood to Burbank.  I learned a lot, like, for instance - never do that.

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This episode brought to you by Shlomo’s urologists - your balls are in our court!

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Includes second live gig of 2021, a new He-Man Nemesis, plus TERRIBLE impressions

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The Frosting doesn’t get enough credit.  I talk about this for the better part of an hour.  I hope it’s enough time.

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There’s a lot of stream-of-conscious in this episode rose purple lady in red violate Cajun fries.

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Let’s talk about the new Mortal Kombat movie.  And by the way - who IS Tim Johnson? - WARNING - SPOILERS

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Let’s get somewhat topical!  Colombian Hippos!  Black Widow and the Marvel Universe (and how I’m not watching any of it) - and the Inquiry Class Cruiser!

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I discuss addiction and how I’m responding to it in the most unhealthy way possible - by podcasting about it.

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I contemplate death in a hopefully amusing way.  This episode will kill 99.9% of bacteria.

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I talk about why it took me so long to lose my virginity.  And then I contemplate the paint job of my desk at work.   Why do I get the feeling you already can figure out why it took me so long to lose it from these first two sentences.

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To lend some context: this show took place in an apartment complex - the performers were on the 3rd story balcony, and the audience sat in the courtyard.  It felt like I was addressing my royal subjects.

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This review contains some spoilers, but not a lot - I think we all know what this movie is about.

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I talk about Burbank Apartment designs - nothing less than #riveting 

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I feel hopeless and adrift.  Plus, people who walk slowly - what gives?

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Let’s talk about this dream I had, and what they says about my insanity.

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I address all of my usual neuroses, but while getting probably not enough exercise.  

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Let’s talk Justice League - MAJOR SPOILERS!!!

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Therapy session, party of 1

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Why does Jor-El always have a British Accent?

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I discuss how terrible I am at voices while doing voices.

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Yep - I'm the title.

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I complain about apples, CW shows, and the ghost of Hamlet’s Father.  I’m getting old.

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Too many streaming services!  Why are you elbow bumping me?  How useful IS Cyclops?

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I discuss continued bowel issues and pitch a romantic comedy about tea and the mob.  And I do a couple of voices - not good voices - not voices that are based on anybody - just... voices.

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I give an update on mom’s condition - plus, I paint a picture of my family insanity - it’s like a Shakespeare tragedy, but with less poetry and more condominiums.  

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I do battle with "um" and discuss tourism marketing and Subarus.  Just another day in the Josh Zone.  I'm sorry, I'll never use the term "Josh Zone" again.  

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I totally forgot what kind of fish it was that I was eating.  The dessert was a cheesecake Creme brûlée.  I will NEVER forget that.

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If you like the podcast, tell you friends.  If you hate the podcast, tell your enemies - oh, right, and Jew lasers.

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I talk the laid back mentality of the DMV and California “mountains.”  Yeah - I put it in quotes.  What are you going to do about it?

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For some reason, I start singing half way through this thing - some 90’s dance song.  Oh, and sorry I’m a day late on this.

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I have an issue with my raincoat, and hopefully we’ve resolved it.  Also, Optimus Prime has the coolest name while Megatron’s battle strategy leaves something to be desired.

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I talk about my deepest darkest desires and the Borg - both involve free WiFi.

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I do the worst possible impressions of celebrities, talk about Highlander 2 AT LENGTH and then do the voice of Jimmy - I don’t know who Jimmy is, but I have concerns that he has appeared in my psyche.

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I struggle to read something backwards, and then, I don’t know, I get neurotic (so just another day)

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I spend twenty minutes trying to remember the name of that guy in that movie and that cube thing that the guy had in the other movie.  Compelling and specific.

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I’m terrified, I just watched “The Edge,” and I fear that I am falling into the trap of living in my own echo chamber - so it’s Monday.

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I should probably run my errands before I record instead of during...

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I think the title says it all.

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Getting pretty deep in the super hero lore today.

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For some reason, people on TikTok like it when I describe how small my penis using accurate measurements.  I really have no idea where this zeitgeist is going, but I have concerns. 

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I talk about how I enjoy torturing myself, plus some thoughts on Portal II, Doom, and Half Life

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So this is me just talking for twenty minutes - that’s all I really feel like doing - I know I should have guests and a theme and a concept, but I don’t feel like it - so listen to me or don’t.

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That’s right - I spell it with the Ch.

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I talk about some things going on in the news in an unfocused sort of way for thirty minutes - which is why you’ve stopped listening to podcasts.

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Yep, that’s pretty much all it is.

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If you thought I was sad and pathetic before, I believe I have topped myself.

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Ok, so this one is an hour long - I ended up doing one of those instagram lives - If you enjoy this, great - if not, seriously, exit as quickly as possible.  An hour?  What am I thinking?  

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Plus breaking news: I’m still depressed

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I really do.

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I already named a previous episode Monday Dread- so I’m just calling this one Monday Dread Part 2.  Could really be part 38 years.

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I talk about how I push away love and make fun of news items in the hopes that you will love me, but from a respectable distance.

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I talk about Thundercats and a guy charges at me while I am driving.  Probably should stop recording these in the car.

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I talk bad plumbing, Lord Of The Rings, and why our society is crumbling, all while wearing a tight mask.

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I have a headache - plus, let’s talk Guys and Dolls!

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let’s all lose hope together!

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Sorry I’m late on posting this - depression!

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Had a nightmare - hopefully my mortal fear is amusing to you.

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I’m the one at fault here, but I can’t get behind these motorized 3-wheeled bikes.  I just can’t do it.  It’s a failing on my part.  I admit that.

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