Tue, 1 February 2022
I just shaved my head - it's fine, except for the fact that I was trying not to shave my head. |
Mon, 17 January 2022
I ramble about depression, ginger ale, and Gundam. So all is back to normal. |
Mon, 10 January 2022
X-Men: Dark Phoenix aka X-Men...no Wolverine? Oh. Ok. |
Mon, 3 January 2022
There’s a leak in my roof; the trouble with hot chocolate |
Mon, 20 December 2021
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Mon, 13 December 2021
Plus - the whole Peloton / And Just Like That thing - let's track this!
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Tue, 7 December 2021
Let talk Depression and TNG episode "Where No One Has Gone Before." |
Sun, 28 November 2021
I delve into the TNG episode "The Last Outpost." Let's discuss how useful an energy whip would actually be. |
Sat, 20 November 2021
Listen to me not talking about that early Star Trek The Next Generation episode that I don't wanna talk about. |
Mon, 15 November 2021
I talk about the second (or third?) episode of Season 1 of TNG for a few minutes, then whine about my life. Now that's content! |
Tue, 9 November 2021
I give a synopsis of the first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Because I have no idea what else to talk about. I haven't lived! I HAVEN'T LIVED! |
Mon, 1 November 2021
But doing it by recording something alone in a room as far away from people as possible. |
Thu, 28 October 2021
Pretty sure the mice are insulted every time we compare their best laid plans to ours. No mouse ever started the day with a plan and ended it with an Exxon oil spill. |
Mon, 25 October 2021
I talk about Dune - let's Dune this up! |
Mon, 18 October 2021
I think he needs a tank. I'm worried the souped-up sports car won't cut it. |
Tue, 12 October 2021
CBS shows are sounding more and more like actual addresses - looking forward to watching CSI: 126 Linvale Place, Cleveland, OH 41566 |
Fri, 8 October 2021
Looking forward to seeing the new show "Foundation: Do I really have to get another streaming service?" |
Fri, 1 October 2021
Movie descriptions that include "where nothing is as it seems" - isn't that supposed to be every movie? Who's looking forward to the movie where everything is as it seems? |
Sun, 19 September 2021
I like to order a side of spinach so the spinach can stare at me and say "you're not going to eat me, are you?" |
Tue, 7 September 2021
Really good at them - you can tell by listening to every podcast I've ever done. |
Mon, 30 August 2021
Back after a hiatus. Let’s take a tour of all the animals who live in the California suburbs - skunks, coyotes, bears, oh my! |
Tue, 17 August 2021
I’m trying to cure my depression with resentment. I’ll let you know how it works out after I find a way out of the fetal position. |
Thu, 29 July 2021
Skittles, rugs, God, oh my! |
Mon, 26 July 2021
Can one person do both? Should they? Clearly, I have no idea how business works. |
Thu, 22 July 2021
That should be the name of the new Grease Prequel series, right? |
Mon, 19 July 2021
It's more dog than dragon, right? More on this for an hour. |
Mon, 12 July 2021
I’m not sure how I can improve on that title! |
Thu, 8 July 2021
Let’s Talk Interview With The Vampire, Twister, And my inability to be emotionally available! |
Mon, 5 July 2021
The title says it all.
Direct download: He20Man20And20The20Fake20Fur20Loincloth.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT |
Thu, 1 July 2021
Let’s talk Nerd News | How Does The Doom Guy Hold All That | Injustice |
Mon, 28 June 2021
Let’s shoehorn romantic comedies into EVERYTHING |
Thu, 24 June 2021
Last night I ate a 7-11 ham sandwich and gummy bears. I think that about covers it. |
Mon, 21 June 2021
Let’s talk Jewish Community Center Theatre, adult virginity, and how I’m somehow the opposite of a D.A.R.E. Program success story. |
Thu, 17 June 2021
I’m feeling better today. STOP IT JOSH. Ok, back to feeling worse. Sorry for throwing you like that. |
Mon, 14 June 2021
Movie News, some plot issues with Peter Rabbit, and why NOT create a tiger/tank hybrid? |
Mon, 7 June 2021
The Conjuring: Devil Made Me Do It is out in theatres - so naturally, I discuss the first Conjuring movie’s wikipedia page - I always try to be at least six years behind everybody else. |
Thu, 3 June 2021
Let’s delve into The Shadow, Overlooked Disney Characters, and finding new ways to feel guilty! |
Mon, 31 May 2021
Because Wes Anderson SHOULD do a sci fi film... |
Thu, 27 May 2021
I browse through movie news in an attempt to entertain you, and then feel guilty. Another day, another podcast. |
Mon, 24 May 2021
Depression, anxiety - it’s a pretty “inside the box” episode. |
Thu, 20 May 2021
I know this show came out in 2018. Just be thankful I’m not my usual ten years behind. |
Mon, 17 May 2021
I’m encountering many things en route to Burbank - questionable cats, A Moses Podcast, and the terrible truth about one of my imaginary podcast sponsors. |
Thu, 13 May 2021
I record a podcast while walking from North Hollywood to Burbank. I learned a lot, like, for instance - never do that. |
Mon, 10 May 2021
This episode brought to you by Shlomo’s urologists - your balls are in our court! |
Thu, 6 May 2021
Includes second live gig of 2021, a new He-Man Nemesis, plus TERRIBLE impressions |
Mon, 3 May 2021
The Frosting doesn’t get enough credit. I talk about this for the better part of an hour. I hope it’s enough time. |
Thu, 29 April 2021
There’s a lot of stream-of-conscious in this episode rose purple lady in red violate Cajun fries.
Direct download: Mona20Lisa20And20James20Joyce20Buddy20Cops.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT |
Mon, 26 April 2021
Let’s talk about the new Mortal Kombat movie. And by the way - who IS Tim Johnson? - WARNING - SPOILERS |
Thu, 22 April 2021
Let’s get somewhat topical! Colombian Hippos! Black Widow and the Marvel Universe (and how I’m not watching any of it) - and the Inquiry Class Cruiser! |
Mon, 19 April 2021
I discuss addiction and how I’m responding to it in the most unhealthy way possible - by podcasting about it.
Direct download: Addiction2C20Brought20To20You20By20Starships.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT |
Thu, 15 April 2021
I contemplate death in a hopefully amusing way. This episode will kill 99.9% of bacteria. |
Mon, 12 April 2021
I talk about why it took me so long to lose my virginity. And then I contemplate the paint job of my desk at work. Why do I get the feeling you already can figure out why it took me so long to lose it from these first two sentences. |
Sat, 10 April 2021
To lend some context: this show took place in an apartment complex - the performers were on the 3rd story balcony, and the audience sat in the courtyard. It felt like I was addressing my royal subjects. |
Mon, 5 April 2021
This review contains some spoilers, but not a lot - I think we all know what this movie is about. |
Thu, 1 April 2021
I talk about Burbank Apartment designs - nothing less than #riveting |
Mon, 29 March 2021
I feel hopeless and adrift. Plus, people who walk slowly - what gives? |
Thu, 25 March 2021
Let’s talk about this dream I had, and what they says about my insanity. |
Mon, 22 March 2021
I address all of my usual neuroses, but while getting probably not enough exercise. |
Thu, 18 March 2021
Let’s talk Justice League - MAJOR SPOILERS!!! |
Mon, 15 March 2021
Therapy session, party of 1 |
Thu, 11 March 2021
Why does Jor-El always have a British Accent? |
Tue, 9 March 2021
I discuss how terrible I am at voices while doing voices. |
Fri, 5 March 2021
Yep - I'm the title. |
Mon, 1 March 2021
I complain about apples, CW shows, and the ghost of Hamlet’s Father. I’m getting old.
Direct download: I20CanE28099t20Believe20This20Is20Happening20Corey21.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05am PDT |
Thu, 25 February 2021
Too many streaming services! Why are you elbow bumping me? How useful IS Cyclops? |
Mon, 22 February 2021
I discuss continued bowel issues and pitch a romantic comedy about tea and the mob. And I do a couple of voices - not good voices - not voices that are based on anybody - just... voices.
Direct download: Not20Recorded20at20Cookie20Dough20Dreams.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am PDT |
Thu, 18 February 2021
I give an update on mom’s condition - plus, I paint a picture of my family insanity - it’s like a Shakespeare tragedy, but with less poetry and more condominiums. |
Mon, 15 February 2021
I do battle with "um" and discuss tourism marketing and Subarus. Just another day in the Josh Zone. I'm sorry, I'll never use the term "Josh Zone" again. |
Thu, 11 February 2021
I totally forgot what kind of fish it was that I was eating. The dessert was a cheesecake Creme brûlée. I will NEVER forget that. |
Mon, 8 February 2021
If you like the podcast, tell you friends. If you hate the podcast, tell your enemies - oh, right, and Jew lasers. |
Thu, 4 February 2021
I talk the laid back mentality of the DMV and California “mountains.” Yeah - I put it in quotes. What are you going to do about it? |
Tue, 2 February 2021
For some reason, I start singing half way through this thing - some 90’s dance song. Oh, and sorry I’m a day late on this. |
Thu, 28 January 2021
I have an issue with my raincoat, and hopefully we’ve resolved it. Also, Optimus Prime has the coolest name while Megatron’s battle strategy leaves something to be desired. |
Mon, 25 January 2021
I talk about my deepest darkest desires and the Borg - both involve free WiFi. |
Thu, 21 January 2021
I do the worst possible impressions of celebrities, talk about Highlander 2 AT LENGTH and then do the voice of Jimmy - I don’t know who Jimmy is, but I have concerns that he has appeared in my psyche. |
Mon, 18 January 2021
I struggle to read something backwards, and then, I don’t know, I get neurotic (so just another day) |
Fri, 15 January 2021
I spend twenty minutes trying to remember the name of that guy in that movie and that cube thing that the guy had in the other movie. Compelling and specific.
Direct download: The20Name20Of20That20Guy20and20That20Cube.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:10pm PDT |
Mon, 11 January 2021
I’m terrified, I just watched “The Edge,” and I fear that I am falling into the trap of living in my own echo chamber - so it’s Monday. |
Thu, 7 January 2021
I should probably run my errands before I record instead of during... |
Sun, 3 January 2021
I think the title says it all. |
Fri, 1 January 2021
Getting pretty deep in the super hero lore today. |
Mon, 28 December 2020
For some reason, people on TikTok like it when I describe how small my penis using accurate measurements. I really have no idea where this zeitgeist is going, but I have concerns. |
Thu, 24 December 2020
I talk about how I enjoy torturing myself, plus some thoughts on Portal II, Doom, and Half Life |
Mon, 21 December 2020
So this is me just talking for twenty minutes - that’s all I really feel like doing - I know I should have guests and a theme and a concept, but I don’t feel like it - so listen to me or don’t. |
Fri, 18 December 2020
That’s right - I spell it with the Ch. |
Mon, 14 December 2020
I talk about some things going on in the news in an unfocused sort of way for thirty minutes - which is why you’ve stopped listening to podcasts. |
Wed, 9 December 2020
Yep, that’s pretty much all it is. |
Sun, 6 December 2020
If you thought I was sad and pathetic before, I believe I have topped myself. |
Thu, 3 December 2020
Ok, so this one is an hour long - I ended up doing one of those instagram lives - If you enjoy this, great - if not, seriously, exit as quickly as possible. An hour? What am I thinking? |
Mon, 30 November 2020
Plus breaking news: I’m still depressed |
Wed, 25 November 2020
I really do. |
Mon, 23 November 2020
I already named a previous episode Monday Dread- so I’m just calling this one Monday Dread Part 2. Could really be part 38 years. |
Thu, 19 November 2020
I talk about how I push away love and make fun of news items in the hopes that you will love me, but from a respectable distance.
Direct download: Pushing20Away20Love2C20Scuba20Errors.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT |
Mon, 16 November 2020
I talk about Thundercats and a guy charges at me while I am driving. Probably should stop recording these in the car. |
Thu, 12 November 2020
I talk bad plumbing, Lord Of The Rings, and why our society is crumbling, all while wearing a tight mask. |
Mon, 9 November 2020
I have a headache - plus, let’s talk Guys and Dolls! |
Mon, 2 November 2020
let’s all lose hope together! |
Fri, 30 October 2020
Sorry I’m late on posting this - depression! |
Mon, 26 October 2020
Had a nightmare - hopefully my mortal fear is amusing to you. |
Mon, 19 October 2020
I’m the one at fault here, but I can’t get behind these motorized 3-wheeled bikes. I just can’t do it. It’s a failing on my part. I admit that. |