For some reason, people on TikTok like it when I describe how small my penis using accurate measurements.  I really have no idea where this zeitgeist is going, but I have concerns. 

I talk about how I enjoy torturing myself, plus some thoughts on Portal II, Doom, and Half Life

So this is me just talking for twenty minutes - that’s all I really feel like doing - I know I should have guests and a theme and a concept, but I don’t feel like it - so listen to me or don’t.

That’s right - I spell it with the Ch.

I talk about some things going on in the news in an unfocused sort of way for thirty minutes - which is why you’ve stopped listening to podcasts.

Yep, that’s pretty much all it is.

If you thought I was sad and pathetic before, I believe I have topped myself.

Ok, so this one is an hour long - I ended up doing one of those instagram lives - If you enjoy this, great - if not, seriously, exit as quickly as possible.  An hour?  What am I thinking?  

Plus breaking news: I’m still depressed

I really do.

I already named a previous episode Monday Dread- so I’m just calling this one Monday Dread Part 2.  Could really be part 38 years.

I talk about how I push away love and make fun of news items in the hopes that you will love me, but from a respectable distance.

I talk about Thundercats and a guy charges at me while I am driving.  Probably should stop recording these in the car.

I talk bad plumbing, Lord Of The Rings, and why our society is crumbling, all while wearing a tight mask.

I have a headache - plus, let’s talk Guys and Dolls!

let’s all lose hope together!

Sorry I’m late on posting this - depression!

Had a nightmare - hopefully my mortal fear is amusing to you.

I’m the one at fault here, but I can’t get behind these motorized 3-wheeled bikes.  I just can’t do it.  It’s a failing on my part.  I admit that.

This was actually recorded a week ago - hopefully the lack of complete thoughts, random utterances, and endless non sequiturs aren’t too dated.

I talk about my weekend depression (as opposed to my weekday depression), complain about dating, and whine about advice - this could be the most Jewish I’ve ever been.

I explain why I do the podcast, and then kind of do what I just said - a bit foggy today - insomnia strikes again!

I try and fail to analyze the Presidential Debate, then talk about the Terminator Franchise for 15 minutes (now that I think of it, there’s no better debate commentary than the Terminator franchise).

Naturally, this was a text I received from my mother - let’s dive in.  Freud would be thrilled!

This one is not for the feint of heart.  That’s all I’m going to say about it.

I discuss how unfocused my podcast is, touch on my morning BM, and, frankly, due to the unfocused nature of the podcast, I can’t really remember anything else - oh, right - I hate when people use the “make lemonade out of lemons” phrase.

If you’ve been listening to me complain in 1 minute increments, now you can get a 20-minute expanded version of that.

Before you listen to my opinions on the Israeli / Palestinian situation, remember this - I am an idiot.

I talk a bit more about my bisexuality and growing up with it in the 90’s 

I know I’ve talked about this before - but bicyclists, man, I get irritated - I recognize I’m the one with the problem here.

I ramble about the end of civilization and the fact that The Green Lantern should really be called The Green Battery.

I ramble about my dating fears | Earnest Hemingway takes a crack at the Neverending Story | the long lost second half of a Walt Whitman poem.

I discuss achieving enlightenment through complaining | Green Arrow travels back in time and meets Robin Hood (Awkard)

I talk about my bisexuality and express dismay over the notion that that T-Rex might have had feathers.  

I whine about not being famous | The Shadow meets his match | I sing a song about Klingons

Mid podcast, I try to save a bee - pretty sure it didn’t work out so well for him.

Not gonna lie- this is a LONG ponderous ramble.  

I talk origins of my depression, Harry Potter, and more important, the disturbing lack of bathroom doors at my high school.

More rambling...

In honor of the Harry Potter-themed virtual stand-up show I'm doing on Aug 30th at 5pm Pacific Time, let's talk Potter (as well as my own depression - or am I being redundant)?

Inspirational dead cats, the loudmouth ninja, Indiana Jones on trial for “a lot of murder.”

Skeletor tries to name himself - what is the origin of the name “Emperor’s Cloud” - The talking rock feels unsatisfied - this podcast description is starting to sound like a David Lynch movie.

In honor of the Star Wars-themed virtual show I’m doing Sunday, July 26, 2020 at 5 PM Pacific standard time  I will be talking about Star Wars predominately in this episode of the JoshCast. Specifically the rebel blockade runner is not that great at running blockades.

Take that, Hollywood!

If other people can do a stream of consciousness podcast - why can’t I?  Probably several very good reasons.

I’m doing a Star Wars themed comedy show at the end of the month in July so now I’m starting to go back through all the Star Wars movies and give my unenlightened thoughts.  Let’s start with episode one and ask ourselves how Phantom is that Menace really

Go to BlackLivesMatter.com and donate to help bail out protestors who were arrested.

I’ll be honest. I recorded this this morning, and by the time I posted it, I forgot what I said in the podcast.

The title pretty much covers it on this one.

I doubt he’s so jovial behind the scenes...

We’re in the middle of a pandemic. Why am I excited by this?

I scream about being depressed and feeling like a failure in my car.  Don’t worry I’m wearing a mask

I ramble in a mask - it’s like Bane doing a podcast!

They cancelled the running of the bulls.  The bulls will have so much more time to browse in china shops.

I’ll give you tips on how to remain self centered in a time of global strife

I discuss all of my fears and fiber. Mmm, that’s a nice podcast.

I criticize lawns around my neighborhood.  What else could you possibly be listening to?

Trying to figure out what’s worse for me - the cookies  about to eat, or the bleach I’m about to disinfect them with

It really is... a whole new world. Yeah, I just said that.

We’re still spending too much time on these things!

I talk starship names, bisexuality, and the usual end of the world stuff.

I talk about the musical Merrily We Roll Along AKA Merrily we suffer from clinical depression.

Stay Safe = have a nice day in 2020.

I talk lawsuits in the time of Coronavirus and my useless OCD

...more Final Fantasy...

I talk even more about final fantasy. It’s gonna be a long quarantine folks.

I talk about not having enough toilet paper and Final Fantasy seven.  Let’s do this!

I do a bad Katherine Hepburn impression and talk about the Highlander franchise

I talk about the wandering Jew and James Bond-now there’s a team up!

I talk about the apocalypse, Halo, and then some more about the apocalypse.

“Outbreak” is trending on Netflix... really?

I ate a cinnamon roll last night.  Bloated this morning.  There’s your description.

I finally figured out how to use dictation so now it’s a lot easier to type the descriptions for my podcast

This one gets a bit dark.  But then I rally by complaining about Porsche SUVs.

Gotta pitch for you...

Here’s how we fix this film...

My advice this morning: keep panicking!

Don’t let the title deceive you.  I don’t actually talk much about Star Trek on this one.  But I do talk about my fear of the coronavirus, so I’m doing a great job of keeping on brand.

Not gonna lie - it’s mostly about Depression - but there’s a moment where I pretend to be a super villain therapist.

Depression, designer Pop Tarts.  I feel for the pidgins.

If you thought I could talk about nothing, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Hey, look at me, writing a description.  I’m back, baby!