They cancelled the running of the bulls.  The bulls will have so much more time to browse in china shops.

I’ll give you tips on how to remain self centered in a time of global strife

I discuss all of my fears and fiber. Mmm, that’s a nice podcast.

I criticize lawns around my neighborhood.  What else could you possibly be listening to?

Trying to figure out what’s worse for me - the cookies  about to eat, or the bleach I’m about to disinfect them with

It really is... a whole new world. Yeah, I just said that.